Friday, May 28, 2010


This tenant found a stroller in a garbage can, brought it into her apartment and infested her unit with bedbugs. If you get bedbugs in the zone, I take all of your crap to the dump...Actually I make Leroy do it but I watch.

Thursday, May 27, 2010




It's the look that inspired the song.

Sunday, May 23, 2010


(Bedroom door decoration of a 10 year old girl)

Wow! She gots more niggas than I can "pop a cap at". Hey, why isn't Sponge Bob on the list?

Thursday, May 20, 2010


Leroy says that he doesn't understand this either.

Monday, May 17, 2010


Keep up the good work MPS!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Nothing says "I hate my baby's momma" like attempted arson.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


Show me a black guy in the zone with a plumbing problem and I'll show you electrical tape...And no, this has never worked.

Monday, May 10, 2010


If you left your crap in one of my apartments, chances are good that Leroy threw it in a dumpster for me.

Friday, May 7, 2010


Even though the BURNHAM St. sign post is 100' away, these gang members have trouble spelling their own name correctly.

Thursday, May 6, 2010


This must be over 1000 cans of Milwaukee's Best...Just thinking about that makes me want to hurl!