On a recent night, somebody drove through one of my yards. They knocked down 3 small trees and put some big ruts in the back. Oops, looks like something fell off of their car.

I'll give you an update of where this goes soon.

Is the cat attached to that tail alive or dead?

If you have a plumbing question, no matter how arcane - you need to speak to Shecky at Menards.

I actually know this guy. He's pissed off at his girl friend so he took her stove, straped it to the top of his civic and scraped it.
Way to go Miguel, that will fix her!

Leroy will always make it fit.