This one happened over the summer.  I was cutting grass with Mike and in my haste, I forgot to secure one of the lawnmowers.  I think it rolled out of my trailer on 16th and Greenfield.  If anyone finds it, I won't need it until 2016 because Mike is back in the HOC.

I don't want to know anymore about this.

Do you know why so many stoves in the Zone have the cosmetic portion of the door removed?

Here's what happens-Say a Zoner wants to make a pizza, turning on the oven to 400 is too complicated and will take too long.  Instead, the oven is turned to CLEAN.  20 minutes later the pizza is turning black, smoke is pouring out of the oven and cannot be opened.  Thus, the cover panel is ripped off in an attempt to open the door.