This tenant found a stroller in a garbage can, brought it into her apartment and infested her unit with bedbugs. If you get bedbugs in the zone, I take all of your crap to the dump...Actually I make Leroy do it but I watch.

It's the look that inspired the song.

(Bedroom door decoration of a 10 year old girl)

Wow! She gots more niggas than I can "pop a cap at". Hey, why isn't Sponge Bob on the list?

Leroy says that he doesn't understand this either.

Keep up the good work MPS!

Nothing says "I hate my baby's momma" like attempted arson.

Show me a black guy in the zone with a plumbing problem and I'll show you electrical tape...And no, this has never worked.

If you left your crap in one of my apartments, chances are good that Leroy threw it in a dumpster for me.

Even though the BURNHAM St. sign post is 100' away, these gang members have trouble spelling their own name correctly.

This must be over 1000 cans of Milwaukee's Best...Just thinking about that makes me want to hurl!