If someone won't move their jalopey ghetto-mobile, the following pictures will guide you through the process to have the car legally towed to the impound lot.

Do you see the faint black markings on the back of this house? They are the remnants of an attempted arson. The perp used a rag for a wick on a can of gas and set on fire. If I had to guess, I'd say that my tenants are selling weed and another dealer wants this street to himself. So following this line of thinking, whether my tenants die or simply have their house burn down, the competition is eliminated.


Fortunately the fire was spotted and put out immediately. Maybe I'll be posting a fatality in the next few weeks.

Why spend the money to buy a stroller when you can boost a shopping cart from your local Aldi?

Come on ladies, be honest. Who hasn't changed a tampon behind a fence at least once?
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