Mr. Fluffy had all 9 lives smacked out of him at once. He was thrown out of a second story window.

Here is a double whammy of bad news - 1. Your power get turned off (extension cord). 2. You are getting evicted (pink notice).

On the bright side, at least you have a loving baby momma to come home to.

Lady in the Zone coming home from shopping in slippers and pajamas wearing an SEIU jacket. I wonder where she lives? Maybe it's this place with the homemade sign?

Lug nuts are optional in the Zone. The van is missing one on each tire. Do we need a stimulus program for lug nuts? The power brokers in the Big Lug Nut industry are clearly taking advantage of the people on Main Street.