This one happened over the summer.  I was cutting grass with Mike and in my haste, I forgot to secure one of the lawnmowers.  I think it rolled out of my trailer on 16th and Greenfield.  If anyone finds it, I won't need it until 2016 because Mike is back in the HOC.

I don't want to know anymore about this.

Do you know why so many stoves in the Zone have the cosmetic portion of the door removed?

Here's what happens-Say a Zoner wants to make a pizza, turning on the oven to 400 is too complicated and will take too long.  Instead, the oven is turned to CLEAN.  20 minutes later the pizza is turning black, smoke is pouring out of the oven and cannot be opened.  Thus, the cover panel is ripped off in an attempt to open the door.

I put this fence up to keep strangers from cutting through the backyard as a shortcut.  Apparently it is easier to break the gate then it is to walk around the rest of the block.

24 hours after a fire inspection this extinguisher was discharged.  I estimate that about 30% of new fire extinguishers are vandalized within the first week.  The rest are used unnecessarily within the first month. 

Note - Nikita IS black.

I don't really mind the threat, it goes with the territory of being an urban landlord.  What really offends me is taking this to the police and their response is "sorry but there nothing we can do - watch your back." 

If somebody sent this shit to the mayor, a judge or anyone in government - law enforcement would be at this guys door within an hour. 

When ordering items from Amazon, it's good to make sure that you are not being evicted before the delivery date.

When  I came to work on Monday, i saw burn mark on the sidewalk.  It made me curious so I checked my security cam footage.  This took place on Greenfield just after midnight.

I have looked everywhere for .380s without success but found 50 rounds while cleaning out the unit of a former tennant.

This happens all the time and I just don't get it.  What is so important that you called me 8 times but you didn't think it was necessary to leave a message?

Keith is a colorful guy.  Last time I saw him he told me "I love my wife but that don't mean I'm pussy whipped...'cause I damn shore do whips 'da pussy"

Yet another tv appearance from Leroy.  He is the frontman for this southside landlord.

Wonderful Neighborhood

Hey lady, you don't have a garbage disposal!

Although this woman insisted that she never puts food down the kitchen sink drain, I found 12' of 2" pipe packed with her leftovers.