Cory had a leak above his drop ceiling.  A 2" pipe from the unit upstairs was completely separated at a joint.  I told him to move his bed but he decided to take a nap instead and now all of his shit is wet...but he is well rested! 

I stumbled on an idea to keep the hookers away.

Wow, Pokemon at 20th and Greenfield!

Kids playing with matches.  Total loss for my friend Chuck, no one injured.

I kind of guessed that would happen.

You are correct-that is NOT the cable man!  

It's freezing in my apartment, you gotta get here now - I have a baby!

Here's a tenant that calls me on the weekend because it's 'freezing' in her apartment.  I leave my kids and rush to her place.  She tells me that she has her stat set to 90 and is pissed that the temp only goes to 75.  I simply told her that her furnace was fine.  Here is her text just after I leave.