People always ask me "Where does the rubber meet the road?"

You guessed it, they meet in the zone.

Great back story here. Baby's mama cheated on baby's daddy so baby's daddy cheated on baby's mama to retaliate. Baby's mama found out about the reciprocity and was so mad that she took all of baby daddy's clothes and burned them on the porch.

This 6' X 6' scorch mark and a disorderly citation are her legacy.

This is hilarious at first glance but frighting when you realize that four families were put at such serious risk. The tenant, whose box is on the right, was shut off by WE, so they used a cable box wire to steal power from their neighbor. I'm amazed this 4 family didn't burn down. The U.S. Marshalls arrested the tenant later that week (on an unrelated charge) so I was spared the cost of eviction.

Are you serious? Leroy had this refrigerator spotless six months ago when you moved in. What is the excuse for living like this?

This tenant found a stroller in a garbage can, brought it into her apartment and infested her unit with bedbugs. If you get bedbugs in the zone, I take all of your crap to the dump...Actually I make Leroy do it but I watch.

It's the look that inspired the song.

(Bedroom door decoration of a 10 year old girl)

Wow! She gots more niggas than I can "pop a cap at". Hey, why isn't Sponge Bob on the list?