In the zone, it's very common for the locals to steal metal and sell it to a scrapyard. If a guy jumps you fence and takes your grill, you kid's bike and a piece of your aluminum siding-you could try and claim it here.

Nice job today Junior. Don't forget to fix that leaky faucet behind you before you punch out.

A boy about 12 years old comes up to me and wants to know if I have any superglue and nails in my truck. "What are you trying to fix?" I ask. He says "My bike." So I ask to see it.

"Good luck on your project kid."

No, this is not a follow up to "Pants on the Ground".

Mikey claims that he got lead poisoning from living in one of my units and that this is the reason for the boil (see bloody gause) on his ass.

I told him the most common way for an adult in the zone to get lead poisoning is to rob a liquor store.

Even if I were a paint huffing, crack addict, sloth like slab of crap with no job skills - I would find a way to buy a bed for my child to sleep in.

And FYI, this thing smells worse than it looks.

You can tell a lot about a person from the decorations on their entertainment center. Take Lashanda, notice the wanton look of the glamour shot, the carefree tone of the empty liquor bottles, piety of the Holy Bible. Personally, I like the practical nature of the 'PIMP' and 'HO' chalices.

It's so cool that you actually take your garbage outside of the place that you live instead of letting it pile up in your kitchen. However, you would be doing me a huge favor if you used the garbage can.

Thanks,

The Landlord