Every month Leroy and I go to the duplex that Katie and her family live in to clean up the yard and alley. Like most Rent Assistance tenants, she is more indignant than appreciative. Filth surrounds this woman and she parks her car in her back yard.
She happened to be outside when I was leaving so I asked her why her place was always so filthy. She told me it was the neighbors upstairs. I responded that my cleaning routine predates the new tenants. She didn't have a comeback so I encouraged her to take a little pride in where she lived and then I left.

3 hours later, I get a text that says: "Don,t apprecated the way u talked to me don,t ever say anything to me again."

Really??? Suggesting that she "take a little pride in where you (she) live(s)" gets me the silent treatment for life? Imagine if I would have told this pugnacious malcontent that her place looks like the Augean Stable?

On a side note, there is $2 million a month spent on Rent Assistance in the City of Milwaukee.

The asking price on this southside Polish flat caught my attention and although I have rehabed projects like this in the past, I just don't have the time right now.
Copper/metal thieves broke into this place and looted everything they could. Notice the bottom picture where the romex was pulled through the wall. What amazes me is that if these morons worked for 3 hours for minimum wage they would have more money in their pockets than they did after this job.

I've had a CCW permit for a few weeks now. Yesterday, my landlord friend Joe asked me why I carry a .45. - I answered "Because they don't make a .46."

In an earlier post, I pleaded with baby momas to stop throwing dirty diapers in the front yard. At this time I'm also advocating that they not be flushed down the toilet.

Let me answer the two questions that you are asking right now...1. No, my last name is NOT 'landlord'. 2. To my amazement, this check did clear.

Here is a message that I received this morning...

Look at this big Ass RAT IN MY BATHROOM. JOYCE ON 10TH STREET.

I informed Joyce that I have a strict NO PET policy and she'd have to get rid of him...she doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor.

This is a turd but it's not in one of my units...not at UMOS...not at the PayDay Loan store on 16th or at Chuck E. Cheese...it's in the vending area of the Wilderness Lodge in the Dells! WTF?