These two live accross the hall from each other and both complain about mice and roaches and on any given day you can see that they keep their garbage in the hallway.  

To lawfully close your property to traffic, a landowner must post a "No Trespassing" sign in accordance with laws currently in effect in that jurisdiction...but in many urban settings, this seems a bit futile.

This one made me laugh. Take your old entertainment center and drag it out your back door. Instead of putting it in the alley, leave it on the stoop and start filling it with garbage until your landlord discovers it. Leroy calls this ghetto yard art.

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As a landlord, I will happily subject myself to Ebonics for the sake of cleanliness.

Once again Larry the squatter has come back. You may remember that he rented a garage from me until Neighborhood Services discovered that he was living there. After several months he showed up in the same backyard in a tent. Now, two evictions later, he has resurfaced in the same backyard - this time living in a trailer.

Leroy, pictured below, made the discovery.

I am so sorry for not getting this on video for you, but it all happened so fast. Leroy noticed a broken window on a vacant unit and stormed inside where he found some squatters. I thought he was going to beat the hell out of them. He got them moving pretty fast with one of the most profane rants that I have ever heard. With several syringes on the floor, it became obvious quick that this homeless duo were some hard core drug users.

If they are back tomorrow morning - I'm giving Leroy his Samurai swords back and I'll be ready with the video.

No crib is complete until it's owner gets a set of Samurai swords from QVC.

Leroy loves this kind of shit.