I've probably read this book to my kids 50 times over the past few years.  Maybe it's worth a try? 

Just sayin.

 

Celebrating Mother's Day in the Zone.

Baby daddy beat up baby mama in this unit.  When the cops came, the tenants wouldn't open the door.  The police don't like taking  'no" for an answer - here's what happened next.

I conservatively estimate that I've changed over 2,000 diapers and never did I throw a dirty one out of my door.

If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, I can't help you.  But if you're just looking for a needle-they are laying around on the sidewalks.

Hey Lady, Your Furnace is Shot.

OK, follow me on this one. I'm in a basement doing a routine inspection of a furnace. In Pic #1,I'm looking up at a bullet hole the ceiling that came from the unit above me.

 Pic #2 is the entrance hole of the bullet into the exhaust pipe of a furnace.

 Pic #3 is the exit hole of the above exhaust pipe and another entrance hole into another exhaust pipe.

Conclusion: Furnaces around the country will be safer if we eliminate high capacity magazines.

I recently showed up at a duplex and found out that I had a parking lot.