Apparently she wasted two perfectly good weeks on this program because I took her to court to evict her a few months later.

When Leroy went to clean out her apartment, he found her certificate proudly displayed under a couch.

Hey everyone...I'd like to introduce you to the KING of the Kool Aid drinkers.

Remember this happy couple? Well they've worked things out. "Baby Momma" spent a a few days locked up but Tyrell just melted her heart when he posted her bail.

Check back in for updates soon!

Two women screaming at each other from across the street and both too ignorant to be ashamed of their behavior.

These two live together but the male is moving out and wants to take his 60" flat screen with him (under bed sheet on car). This was a big game of chicken. He has a friend helping him move it but she had a brick in her hand. She was going to brick the tv if they took it and the two males were going to do the gorilla dance on her right after she launched it. I'm sitting in my truck watching this go down with a 28 oz claw hammer in my lap but I'd rather not get involved.

Thankfully three cruisers converged on this scene an instant before all hell broke loose. I heard the cops say to the male that there was a warrant out on him but they let him walk. Because of this, I'm sure my door will be kicked in tomorrow morning and the tv gone. Thanks for the great job city workers!

OK, who's turn is it to do laundry this month?

NOTE: I informed this tenant that the film of dust on everything in this room is from running the dryer without a vent pipe. You just can't make this stuff up!

You know that "mouse" problem that you've been talking about for the last month or so? Well I think I've figured it out. There are 4 City of Milwaukee garbage cans 25' from this spot and they're probably empty based on how much crap is piled up in your kitchen. How about taking your trash out first thing tomorrow when you wake up at noon?