Mr. Fluffy had all 9 lives smacked out of him at once. He was thrown out of a second story window.

Here is a double whammy of bad news - 1. Your power get turned off (extension cord). 2. You are getting evicted (pink notice).

On the bright side, at least you have a loving baby momma to come home to.

Lady in the Zone coming home from shopping in slippers and pajamas wearing an SEIU jacket. I wonder where she lives? Maybe it's this place with the homemade sign?

Lug nuts are optional in the Zone. The van is missing one on each tire. Do we need a stimulus program for lug nuts? The power brokers in the Big Lug Nut industry are clearly taking advantage of the people on Main Street.

Rafael died sitting on this very toilet. His family moved out a few days later. On a related note, if anyone is interested in a 3 bedroom lower with parking-let me know.

Here is a note I saw on a tenant's door. I truly don't know if this is tong and cheek or serious, any guesses? Let's chalk it up as a mild threat veiled in ebonics.

This dude looks like a lady...sort of.

I'm sitting in my vehicle watching a hooker talk to a guy that has pulled over for her. As she walks away, I realize this this hooker is a dude-maybe that's why her John wasn't interested.