A tenant of mine and another local are having a turf war. Don't worry though, they are not using guns or knives. There will be no arson or explosives. This war is not being waged using extortion or threats. This is a fight utilizing one thing and one thing only - poop.

Yes, even as I type this I remain in disbelief. Jon and Ozzie hate each other, but rather than shooting it out like grown men they leave a steamy pile of their own feces on each other's front porch.

In this pic, Ozzie stepped it up a notch by breaking into Jon's unit (my place) and leaving a deuce on the floor.

On a side note, I can't believe that Ozzie walked home without wiping his ass, that is grossly unsanitary.