Some have asked me -"What is the most useless goverment position that you have to deal with?"

This is a really tough question but Fire Inspector is one of the positions that comes to mind. The F.I. makes a yearly visit to a 3 (or more) unit property and looks at smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detectors and fire extinguishers. The landlord spends time and money preparing for this visit and within a WEEK, batteries are taken from detectors and about 30% of fire exinguishers are stolen or discharged.

This process is a complete farce. If your goverment thinks you are too incompetent to

do simple maintenance on your property without a permit, what makes them think that somebody that can hardly read and has no job skills is capable of fighting a fire?