Here is my pest control guy, lets call him Marvin.  Marvin went to a tenant of mine with a bedbug infestation.  In the preapplication meeting he told the tenant how to prepare the targeted rooms.  This basically means - get ALL of your shit out of each bedroom.

Marvin shows up the next day and sees a half baked attempt of preparation on the tenant's behalf and so Marvin empties the remaining contents of each bedroom himself. 

Dear reader I ask you this.  If you actually owned a "penis pump", and a stranger told you that he was going to go through all of your shit tomorrow, wouldn't you hide it?

On a side note, Marvin treated the penis pump with an IGR insecticide and it allegedly remains bedbug free to this day.