Here is a pile of post eviction crap in a back yard.  Notice how even the toys look like they're praying for a quick death.

Found these on a front porch.  Do you think a diabetic or a junkie lives there? 

Leroy is on TV twice in one week!


Another quote from Leroy

Yes, this is my tenant.

Here a statement from Leroy!

http://fox6now.com/2013/09/17/man-taken-into-custody-in-connection-with-assault-at-pitney-bowes/

The woman driving this vehicle was traveling 30 over the limit on Greenfield  when she lost control and crashed into my dad's new truck.  Luckily my dad hated his truck and the Zoner had insurance.

I've probably read this book to my kids 50 times over the past few years.  Maybe it's worth a try? 

Just sayin.

 

Celebrating Mother's Day in the Zone.

Baby daddy beat up baby mama in this unit.  When the cops came, the tenants wouldn't open the door.  The police don't like taking  'no" for an answer - here's what happened next.

I conservatively estimate that I've changed over 2,000 diapers and never did I throw a dirty one out of my door.

If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, I can't help you.  But if you're just looking for a needle-they are laying around on the sidewalks.

Hey Lady, Your Furnace is Shot.

OK, follow me on this one. I'm in a basement doing a routine inspection of a furnace. In Pic #1,I'm looking up at a bullet hole the ceiling that came from the unit above me.

 Pic #2 is the entrance hole of the bullet into the exhaust pipe of a furnace.

 Pic #3 is the exit hole of the above exhaust pipe and another entrance hole into another exhaust pipe.

Conclusion: Furnaces around the country will be safer if we eliminate high capacity magazines.

I recently showed up at a duplex and found out that I had a parking lot.

Dear landlord:

I can't afford to pay the rent, so I'm moving.  Years ago, I was giddy with excitement over the Obama/Biden ticket.  I was a little younger then and just starting out on my life's adventure.  I had an unskilled job, a crappy car and you rented me this small apartment.  Life was tough and I was living check to check but I was able to support my family and I was so optimistic about the future.

Now, a few years later, gas prices have made owning a car impossible for me, I've lost my job, energy and food prices are rising faster than I can keep up with and my family is becoming a permanent fixture of the urban poor.

And while similar stories to mine are played out 1,000s of times a day, all across America-what are the ass-clowns I voted for talking about?  A farcical gun show loophole, The Rubio Watergate and school lunches.

For now my family is moving in with my sister.  Hopefully, I'll get back on my feet and be renting again within 6 months but I'm not as optimistic about the future as I once was.

Ben



Even though she was receiving rent assistance, Angie was evicted.  Can you tell which photo was taken while she and her kids were still living in this unit?  The bottom pic is of her cat.  When she left, she put her cat outside and walked away.  Here it is the next day trying to get back in - it's 8 degrees outside.

Hey everybody - Leroy is back!

Bet ya never saw that one coming.

Citing "creative differences", Leroy has decided to resign and become a chef.