Dude, I know where your car is.

I know what you're thinking and you're right - I do share many traits with Mother Theresa.  Truth be told, I am a "giver".  That's why when I saw baby daddy (car pictured below) parking in my lot, I GAVE him some great advice. I told him that this lot was now being patrolled by a towing service and that if he didn't move his car, the chances were very good that it would be removed.  The next day, he parked in the same place, the bottom pic is the wrecker that snagged it.

Mi amigo Jose lives in the house next door and called me during the fracas warning me that baby daddy pulled a hand gun out of the trunk before the wrecker took it.  This tale may have one more chapter.