This is Stephanie.  Like many Zoners, she is a jobless single parent with a social worker assigned to her.  Stephanie told me that her social worker instructed her to ask me for a 5 Day Notice to Evict (once a year UMOS will pay a person's rent with a valid 5 DN).

Translation = Zoner lies and tells a quasi government organization that she can't pay this month's rent.  Quasi government organization gives her a month's rent (your tax dollars) and zoner gets to pocket tax funded monthly assistance that she already has.