Eviction. The sheriff is leaving after the movers emptied the contents of the unit in the parking lot. It's 9:20 am, listen to the comment by the woman in pink at the very end.

Two things come to mind after solving your plumbing problem Grizelda. Here they are in no particular order.

1. The maxipads that you use are the size of a small truck. Please refrain from disposing them in the toilet.

2. I can't believe how much corn you eat!

Every day Milwaukee is one step closer to Detroit.

On a side note, it is illegal for me to replace a door frame because of pre 1978 lead dust that might be present and get into the atmosphere - (sarcasm coming) that would be reckless...but demolishing a 4 family like is safe and couldn't possibly make those same pollutants airborne, adversely affecting thousands of people.

In the zone, it's very common for the locals to steal metal and sell it to a scrapyard. If a guy jumps you fence and takes your grill, you kid's bike and a piece of your aluminum siding-you could try and claim it here.

Nice job today Junior. Don't forget to fix that leaky faucet behind you before you punch out.

A boy about 12 years old comes up to me and wants to know if I have any superglue and nails in my truck. "What are you trying to fix?" I ask. He says "My bike." So I ask to see it.

"Good luck on your project kid."

No, this is not a follow up to "Pants on the Ground".

Mikey claims that he got lead poisoning from living in one of my units and that this is the reason for the boil (see bloody gause) on his ass.

I told him the most common way for an adult in the zone to get lead poisoning is to rob a liquor store.

Even if I were a paint huffing, crack addict, sloth like slab of crap with no job skills - I would find a way to buy a bed for my child to sleep in.

And FYI, this thing smells worse than it looks.

You can tell a lot about a person from the decorations on their entertainment center. Take Lashanda, notice the wanton look of the glamour shot, the carefree tone of the empty liquor bottles, piety of the Holy Bible. Personally, I like the practical nature of the 'PIMP' and 'HO' chalices.

It's so cool that you actually take your garbage outside of the place that you live instead of letting it pile up in your kitchen. However, you would be doing me a huge favor if you used the garbage can.

Thanks,

The Landlord

People always ask me "Where does the rubber meet the road?"

You guessed it, they meet in the zone.

Great back story here. Baby's mama cheated on baby's daddy so baby's daddy cheated on baby's mama to retaliate. Baby's mama found out about the reciprocity and was so mad that she took all of baby daddy's clothes and burned them on the porch.

This 6' X 6' scorch mark and a disorderly citation are her legacy.

This is hilarious at first glance but frighting when you realize that four families were put at such serious risk. The tenant, whose box is on the right, was shut off by WE, so they used a cable box wire to steal power from their neighbor. I'm amazed this 4 family didn't burn down. The U.S. Marshalls arrested the tenant later that week (on an unrelated charge) so I was spared the cost of eviction.

Are you serious? Leroy had this refrigerator spotless six months ago when you moved in. What is the excuse for living like this?