Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Cory had a leak above his drop ceiling.  A 2" pipe from the unit upstairs was completely separated at a joint.  I told him to move his bed but he decided to take a nap instead and now all of his shit is wet...but he is well rested! 



Wednesday, September 7, 2016

I stumbled on an idea to keep the hookers away.


Sunday, August 14, 2016

Wow, Pokemon at 20th and Greenfield!

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Kids playing with matches.  Total loss for my friend Chuck, no one injured.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

I kind of guessed that would happen.


Wednesday, April 13, 2016

You are correct-that is NOT the cable man!  


Thursday, April 7, 2016


It's freezing in my apartment, you gotta get here now - I have a baby!

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Here's a tenant that calls me on the weekend because it's 'freezing' in her apartment.  I leave my kids and rush to her place.  She tells me that she has her stat set to 90 and is pissed that the temp only goes to 75.  I simply told her that her furnace was fine.  Here is her text just after I leave.