I went through a unit yesterday after an eviction and started the process of cleaning it out and getting it ready for the next tenant.  They left behind roughly 6 cubic yards of belongings, this is pretty typical.  Usually I get Leroy and a trailer and we start taking everything to the dump.  But before I move it, I thought that on behalf of my former tenant, I'd say "thank you".

Through both your tax dollars and charitable donations:

Thank you for stocking my shelves with food.

Thank you for free medical care.

Thank you for a free phone.
Thank you for free car seats for my kids.
Thank you for programs for new vinyl windows.
Thank you for programs for free air conditioners
Thank you for providing me with some used furniture.

 

 

 

I could go either way on this one.  What do you think smells worse, the leopard print panties or the sewer?

Baby mama skipped out on me so I moved a new tenant in.  2 days later, the new tenant called and said that sewage was backing up into their unit.  The first two sewer cleaning companies couldn't fix the problem but they could diagnose it- turns out baby mama flushed so many baby wipes down the toilet that the last 10 feet of the lateral was packed with them.  It took a diesel engine powered water jet an hour to get the blockage free.  The pics didn't turn out well but you get an idea of what took place.  The only thing not pictured is me whimpering writing out a check for this service.

Holy crap!  I'm still killing roaches in this place.  Hey Tara, you forgot coffee cup.

Is it just me or are there some people that are not fit to live among us?

I evicted this (government subsidized) family and found them living among 1000's of roaches.    You DID help build this Mr. President.