Leroy asked me "Why do we have to shovel if the world is going to end today?"  So we decided to knock off early and hit Hooters for some wings instead.

I'm standing in a dark basement next to a Milwaukee Area Domestic Animal Control Commission (MADACC) employee (for an issue not related to this dog). I ask him if this caged dog, standing in it's own feces constitutes abuse. He tells me "no". Then he tells me that my tenant has to get the feral cat out of her basement herself. WTF - why do you even have a job?

Here is my pest control guy, lets call him Marvin.  Marvin went to a tenant of mine with a bedbug infestation.  In the preapplication meeting he told the tenant how to prepare the targeted rooms.  This basically means - get ALL of your shit out of each bedroom.

Marvin shows up the next day and sees a half baked attempt of preparation on the tenant's behalf and so Marvin empties the remaining contents of each bedroom himself. 

Dear reader I ask you this.  If you actually owned a "penis pump", and a stranger told you that he was going to go through all of your shit tomorrow, wouldn't you hide it?

On a side note, Marvin treated the penis pump with an IGR insecticide and it allegedly remains bedbug free to this day.

Check out the license plate of one of my tenants. 

I can assure you that "half breeding" is not an effective form of birth control in the Zone.

Here is a bit of unwanted notoriety.  I own the unit where Milwaukee's latest cosleeping death took place.

The local news interviewed the grizzled exbiker next door and asked "what should be done to the mother?"  He stated that she should be taken outside and shot in the alley. Big Mike's clip didn't make the news.